I lothe reality .
| Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians? |
| Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight? |
| Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay? |
| Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight? |
| Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN? |
| Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do |
| Asexual People: what |